Re: One Million Pages Thread!!

by **-ALT-** 2011-04-07, 00:47

but she did not cry as she got zero for it.

I'm on the way to visit my grandma...

by **yukihime03** 2011-04-07, 01:15

but the Wolf finds you in the forest. XD

I ran to the campus this morning...

by **-ALT-** 2011-04-07, 01:37

but was still late for class as I fell down while , pulling the wig off my professor's head at the same time =X

I really want to drink some orange juice...

by **yukihime03** 2011-04-07, 01:43

but the orange is running away from you... XD

I want to eat orange cakes...

by **-ALT-** 2011-04-07, 02:12

but the king of oranges had just announced the retirement of all oranges, hence no oranges for the cakes :P

I was walking on the road and spotted a bag containing 1 million dollars...

by **Ellie_T** 2011-04-07, 13:07

...but the money had been stolen from the national treasury and Batman tracked you down and took it back.

I ran outside to play in the snow on a lovely winter morning...

by **Kyoki** 2011-04-07, 13:14

But was attacked by a snowman and went back inside.

I saw my cat run into a box...

by **phio_chan** 2011-04-09, 21:32

But she saw a plate of milk before arrived there so she decided to turn around. XD

Someone spam this forum today...

by **Ellie_T** 2011-04-10, 06:39

...but they got the bum's rush from our Guardian Admin.

A wormhole opened up in my room and sent me back in time...

by **phio_chan** 2011-04-10, 16:17

...but I arrived at a time 1 million years ago!

I'm so lazy to study...

by **yukihime03** 2011-04-10, 19:00

but the exam is tomorrow. :P

I want to sleep all day...

by **phio_chan** 2011-04-11, 00:12

...but your insomnia suddenly comes~

I wish I could get clever without studying...

by **hikaru miaka** 2011-04-11, 01:42

but reality says different thing.

I try to make a cheesecake...

by **yukihime03** 2011-04-11, 02:41

but you can't because someone had taken you and made an orange cake from you.
(sounds psycho, i know. XD)

I'm listening to old songs...

by **Ellie_T** 2011-04-11, 07:29

...but they're all on one-track tapes and you have to get up and put in a new one for every song.

I bought a new video game...

by **Kyoki** 2011-04-11, 10:21

But the monsters from the game started to come out of the televistion so I turned it off.

I had a yummy dinner today...

by **Ellie_T** 2011-04-11, 10:50

...but the leftover food attacked you for eating it's kin.

I spotted Akiko-san on the street...

by **Kyoki** 2011-04-11, 12:13

... but I think I ran into a sign post and lost sight of her.

I rented a movie the other night...

by **Ellie_T** 2011-04-12, 04:32

...but it was the movie from The Ring, and now you have only seven days left to live.

I started free-running in my spare time...

by **Kyoki** 2011-04-14, 11:30

... but was chased by a dinosaur.

I wanted to take a nap today....

by **phio_chan** 2011-04-15, 00:09

...but your cat popped to you and woke you up! XD

I wish I can write 10 words in one second...

by **yukihime03** 2011-04-15, 01:42

but your fingers will break if you try do that. :P

I wish I have a genius brain....

by **Ellie_T** 2011-04-15, 05:43

...and a passing genie grants your wish, but now you're so smart that you're abducted by the government to perform lab tests on.

I have a big, friendly dog...

by **-ALT-** 2011-04-21, 23:54

but it has such a scary face that all other dogs will start to cry whenever it's around.

I want to be an astronaut...

by **phio_chan** 2011-04-22, 23:59

...but the suits are too small for you!

I wish I have wings...

by **Ellie_T** 2011-04-26, 02:37

...but they melt when you fly higher than ten feet.

I became a Grand Martial Arts master...

by **-ALT-** 2011-04-26, 03:16

but to be defeated by an old gramps who's a beginner in Taichi (a type of chinese 'marial arts')~

I saw a little girl crying by the road...

by **yukihime03** 2011-04-26, 18:03

but it turned out that she's a monster trying to eat you!

I was awoken by a nightmare..

by **-ALT-** 2011-04-26, 20:30

but was more petrified when I see my mom's face popping in front of me.

I was on my way to the Bakery...

by **yukihime03** 2011-04-26, 21:20

but someone stole your wallet in front of the bakery.

I was changing my clothes...

by **-ALT-** 2011-04-26, 21:24

but stopped when you found out that you're in the male's changing room big smile

I was swimming in the pool...

by **yukihime03** 2011-04-26, 21:27

but it turned out that the pool was so deep and you almost drowned... XD

I was dancing in the rain..

by **Kyoki** 2011-04-27, 04:16

...but slipped in a puddle and broke my leg.

I went on a boat yesterday...

by **Ellie_T** 2011-04-28, 03:01

...but you were attacked and eaten by a kraken.

I just bought a big new house...

by **yukihime03** 2011-04-28, 03:15

but it turned out that the house was haunted by the Addams family. XD

I was walking while reading..

by **kazaki03** 2011-04-28, 03:39

...and bumped into a steel post. xD

I was shopping for a new video game...

by **yukihime03** 2011-04-28, 03:40

but robbers came in and took away all the video games. :P

I was chatting with my friend...

by **-ALT-** 2011-04-28, 03:41

but was suddenly cut off by a blackout!

I was singing in the rain~

by **kazaki03** 2011-04-28, 03:49

...and drank all of the rain water. xD

I was teaching neighborhood kids to speak Hymmnos...

by **yukihime03** 2011-04-28, 03:51

but they spoke alien language instead!

I was talking in the phone..

by **kazaki03** 2011-04-28, 03:52

...but my parents thought it was my boyfriend (and they don't want me to have a boyfriend yet xD).

I was dreaming about my imaginary friends...

by **-ALT-** 2011-04-28, 03:59

but slowly, my friend began to fade away into the distance...

I ran after the robber who robbed the old lady

by **yukihime03** 2011-04-28, 04:12

but i was robbed by other robber too.

I was chasing the bus...

by **-ALT-** 2011-04-28, 04:24

but when the driver stopped the bus for me, I realise that It's actually the wrong bus.

I was fishing...

by **Ellie_T** 2011-04-28, 11:50

...and accidentally caught Cthulhu.

I ran a marathon...

by **kazaki03** 2011-04-28, 17:41

...and didn't notice that I ran so fast that I surpassed the speed of light and traveled into another dimension. xD

I was reading a mystery book...

by **yukihime03** 2011-04-28, 18:42

when somehow I got transported into the book and became the victim. O_O

I was wearing yukata...

by **kazaki03** 2011-04-28, 20:39

...but it transformed into a Super Sailor Suit. (Think Sailormoon xD)

I was drinking iced tea...

by **yukihime03** 2011-04-28, 21:37

when someone knocked me over and the iced tea spilled on my clothes.

I was practicing my jijutsu techniques...

by **kazaki03** 2011-04-29, 00:05

...when Naruto interrupted me with his boasting techniques. xD

I was having a conversation with Lady Gaga...

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